It's Dada Bitch!

I think I might be a compulsive liar... I like big butts, tan lines and green eyes. Your mom tells me I smoke too much pot. Fuck her. #realniggashit

smxlls:

I reblog this too much but this is me

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stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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kinell:

Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.

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high-megan:

new shirt

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naricain:

“I don’t smoke weed anymore. I smoke the derivative… I smoke that good extract, that vanilla.”
— Action Bronson

naricain:

I don’t smoke weed anymore. I smoke the derivative… I smoke that good extract, that vanilla.
— Action Bronson

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snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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